You are a TWERK.
Yes, you read that correct.
Probably due to the humongous amounts of swag lacking from my life I have serious trouble understanding this whole HASHTAG twerking sensation that's storming the nation.
When a friend and I were discussing what exactly it is we came to an agreement that 'Twerk' served its purpose better as an adjective rather than a verb. That's due to us choosing to ignore all the laws of culture fraîche.
Therefore, if you're going out in public with thrusting hip movements whilst doing "a low squatting stance" like a Miley Cyrus performance you are probably a 'twerk'.
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