Thursday, 7 March 2013

Let the Vampires do their Job!




All I have to say is the name "Giovanna Plowman" and you know what I'm talking about. Well, if you have a computer...which you obviously do. G.P sped to fame faster than the speed of light when her video went viral in the last few weeks. 

Being part of the Twilight saga/ Vampire Diaries / True Blood generation, blood sucking is all the rage. Who wouldn't want a beautifully chiseled, sparkly boyfriend? Unless you're one of those whose preference is wolfs. (boo!) 

G.P
Edward Cullen


Vampire Diaries

Unfortunately G.P pushed these tantalising sexy blood suckers to THE limit. It's alright for Edward and Bella, its cool and we're accepting - not forgetting they're also fictional. In the lengthy five minute video (five minutes too long!) the audience is treated to a harrowing ordeal where the fifteen year old proceeds to suck a used tampon dry. Dirty and disturbing, retching whilst peering through your fingers your ears are treated to Azealia Banks' "212" which blares out of G.Ps smart phone. Whilst this video will not bring sweet music to your ears nor beautiful sights to your eyes it does raise the question of fame and society. Seemingly happy with herself, writing from her twitter account - the mass public are really just a jealous mass from lack of their own fame. Not only that, there's excitement for THAT blue tick, yes - to be "verified". If twitter verifies this account then what has the world come to? Fifteen minutes of fame gone to far? I think so. Good Luck with getting a boyfriend. Good luck with finding a job. Good luck with your college/university application form. I presume the parents are proud?

In the future, leave the bloodsucking to the Vamps! 

Whilst my reaction was seen by a friend over Skype - here's YouTuber Mazzi Maz's reaction - Mazzi Maz - Period Video if you can't bring yourself to watch the video! 


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