Do you remember your childhood fears? If you thought nothing could ever scare you more than that, think again. For the younger generations who lived through Miley & Hannah's best of both worlds its true to say they are probably sat in front of vevo crying genuine tears of pink blood. No wait, I'm confused. That's fictional. That's what Miley thinks happens when you cut off your hands. Sorry, sat cross-legged, iPad in hand wailing because Miley has well and truly sacked off the best of both worlds and headed off in one direction.
When I was my sisters age, (eleven) the Mickey Mouse Club went from squeaky clean Justin, Britney and Christina to dirty and toxic, but it wasn't really tearing up my heart.
Whilst the previous graduates of the Mickey Mouse club flowered into adulthood Miley has torn that plant out of the ground, pissed all over it with fertiliser and in its place grows some poison ivy. Sending viewers into anaphylactic shock, unlike poison ivy the more you're exposed to, you do not become sensitised. Gone is the smiley Miley, southern hoedown showdown shizz and in its place is simply the gyrating hoebag. Transition from child starlet to serious grown adult is hard to take seriously. Billy Rae what yooo sayin' on the matter?
Four things you didn't know Miley Cyrus was scarier than:
1. Stephen Kings Pennywise clown from IT peering up at you from a drain.
2. Honey Boo Boo & Momma Jane.
3. Scar. Lions are a bit scary, but Scar, jeeez, he's one hell of a Disney villain.
4. This Youtube video. You all remember it!
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